“Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.” - Anonymous. “I always say ‘morning’ instead of ‘good morning,’ because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.” - Anonymous. “No civilized person goes to bed the same day he gets up.” - Richard Harding Davis, American Journalist. “Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.” - Charles M. “My mother told me to follow my dreams, so I took a nap.” - Unknown. “Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.” - Anonymous. You get to be alive and unconscious.” - Rita Rudner, American Comedian Do you? Isn’t it great? It really is the best of both worlds. “Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. “No wonder Sleeping Beauty looked so good…she took long naps, never got old, and didn’t have to do anything but snore to get her Prince Charming.” - Olive Green, Author. “Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.” - James Thurber, American Cartoonist. “I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.” - Anonymous. “When the going gets tough, the tough take a nap.” - Tom Hodgkinson, British Writer. “If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.” - Henny Youngman, English-American Comedian. “I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.” - Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book. Stay up and fight.” - Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller’s Housekeeping Hints “I already want to take a nap tomorrow.” - Anonymous. “You miss 100% of the naps you don’t take.” - Unknown. That’s when it’s time for my nap.” - Bob Hope, British-American Comedian 
“Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.” - Anthony Burgess, Inside Mr.“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.” - Unknown.
If school had started at four in the afternoon, I’d be a college graduate today.” - George Foreman, Former Professional Boxer “I think sleeping was my problem in school.“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.” - Mindy Kaling, Is Everybody Hanging Without Me?.Go to bed laughing with our favorite sleep sayings below.
What’s so funny about sleep? Turns out, a lot of things. Plus, we’ve included wall printables you can download so you can hang your favorite quotes about sleep right by your bedside. From funny sleep quotes that will make you laugh to heartfelt sayings to enjoy with your kids, we’ve compiled 100+ of our favorite sleep quotes for you to enjoy under the sheets or on the go.
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